Coldplay blows more prong than Punky Meadows

[H.P. Huey]

I just saw 'em on The Daily Show and yep, they're bigger cock-gobblers
than all of Angel combined, with George Michael as guest lead. That
front man needs a voice coach worse than we need a new President. Black
holes are humilated to hear Coldplay, because they feel outclassed. Did
that singer lose a lung? He sure gots no power in his uluations. What a
major fag pussy. If you young'uns are too young to remember Angel,
google 'em. Biggest fag glam band that wasn't Klaus Nomi or David Bowie
in spandex.

COLDPLAY IS MORE GAYE THAN ANGEL WITH A CRISCO GLAZE. PASS IT ON.

[SODDI the Terraformed]

Post by H.P. Huey
I just saw 'em on The Daily Show and yep, they're bigger cock-gobblers
than all of Angel combined, with George Michael as guest lead. That front
man needs a voice coach worse than we need a new President. Black holes
are humilated to hear Coldplay, because they feel outclassed. Did that
singer lose a lung? He sure gots no power in his uluations. What a major
fag pussy. If you young'uns are too young to remember Angel, google 'em.
Biggest fag glam band that wasn't Klaus Nomi or David Bowie in spandex.
COLDPLAY IS MORE GAYE THAN ANGEL WITH A CRISCO GLAZE. PASS IT ON.

He gets to go home and fuck Gwyneth Paltrow. "Bob" must have smiled on him
at some point or another.

[MrVic]

Post by SODDI the Terraformed
He gets to go home and fuck Gwyneth Paltrow. "Bob" must have smiled on him
at some point or another.

More evidence that "Bob" is not quite as smart as we would like to
think.

[H.P. Huey]

Post by MrVic

Post by SODDI the Terraformed
He gets to go home and fuck Gwyneth Paltrow. "Bob" must have smiled on him
at some point or another.
More evidence that "Bob" is not quite as smart as we would like to

think.

Or that he has a HORRIFICALLY TIN EAR. I have relative perfect pitch
and when many of these newer noise emitters do their thing, I squirm
like uh itchy bear cub and wonder if they back away from a pitch pipe,
hissing like vampires. They're not only often indistinct from one
another and off-key, but they sing with no passion. Its like hearing
bagpipes deflate while little kids jump on the bladder.

ATTENTION, POP SINGERS. THERE IS NO KEY OF H AND NO ONE WANTS TO
LISTEN TO YOUR MICROTONAL VERSION OF LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT NOTE. Well,
apparently, a LOT of people DO want to hear that if the singer has
bad-boy hair and a potato stuffed in his jock. Everything was better
when I was a kid. You young people suck. No, really, I watched for a
long time before deciding. Verdict: Suck. Some of you can probably get
better, but the guy with the Korn tattoo over his navel needs a
vasectomy with garden shears.

--

HellPope Huey
Be at peace with the Universe?
Aw hell, I can't even get through the libretto.

"Welcome to the show America prefers
3-to-1 over pinkeye!"
~ "Ka-Blam!"

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
~ Evan Davis

[H.P. Huey]

Post by SODDI the Terraformed
He gets to go home and fuck Gwyneth Paltrow.

Gee, you'd think that would make him sing better.

[Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust]

Post by H.P. Huey
What a
major fag pussy. If you young'uns are too young to remember Angel,
google 'em. Biggest fag glam band that wasn't Klaus Nomi or David Bowie
in spandex.
COLDPLAY IS MORE GAYE THAN ANGEL WITH A CRISCO GLAZE. PASS IT ON.

the young'uns think Angel is a hot vampire guy from teevee, not
realizing he shares a name with a 70s glam band, and I'd be in that
category myself were it not for wikipedia and not agreeing with my
peers on the hotness of the assorted Buffy cast-members.

. hell, i had to google Klaus Nomi after they used him as a villain in
Venture Brothers just so i could have some idea of who the hell was
getting clobbered by the Monarch, and my first David Bowie experience
was watching him dance with muppets in "Labyrinth."

I had the misfortune to encounter Coldplay on some television show or
other a couple years back. never quite got to speculating on their
sexual orientations. They were to music as a room temperature cup of
unsweetened milkless watered-down tea is to beverages - noowhere near
anything I'll voluntarily reach for.

They were missing... i dunno.... some sort of strong emotion that
makes for entertaining music (to me, anyway). paranoia, fear, hate,
joy, flirtatiousness, isolation, irreverence, reverence, love,
mischief... there's a wide range of things that can be expressed
through music, and they had somehow managed to avoid all of them. I
guess that's an achievement, but it definitely made me want to not
hear any more coldplay.

[SODDI the Terraformed]

Post by Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust

Post by H.P. Huey
What a
major fag pussy. If you young'uns are too young to remember Angel,
google 'em. Biggest fag glam band that wasn't Klaus Nomi or David Bowie
in spandex.
COLDPLAY IS MORE GAYE THAN ANGEL WITH A CRISCO GLAZE. PASS IT ON.

the young'uns think Angel is a hot vampire guy from teevee, not
realizing he shares a name with a 70s glam band, and I'd be in that
category myself were it not for wikipedia and not agreeing with my
peers on the hotness of the assorted Buffy cast-members.
. hell, i had to google Klaus Nomi after they used him as a villain in
Venture Brothers just so i could have some idea of who the hell was
getting clobbered by the Monarch, and my first David Bowie experience
was watching him dance with muppets in "Labyrinth."
I had the misfortune to encounter Coldplay on some television show or
other a couple years back. never quite got to speculating on their
sexual orientations. They were to music as a room temperature cup of
unsweetened milkless watered-down tea is to beverages - noowhere near
anything I'll voluntarily reach for.
They were missing... i dunno.... some sort of strong emotion that
makes for entertaining music (to me, anyway). paranoia, fear, hate,
joy, flirtatiousness, isolation, irreverence, reverence, love,
mischief... there's a wide range of things that can be expressed
through music, and they had somehow managed to avoid all of them. I
guess that's an achievement, but it definitely made me want to not
hear any more coldplay.

They had that ONE song

The one where that guy sings ah-ah-oo-oo-ahhhh-ha.

With the piano in it.

[H.P. Huey]

Post by Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
the young'uns think Angel is a hot vampire guy from teevee, not
realizing he shares a name with a 70s glam band, and I'd be in that
category myself were it not for wikipedia and not agreeing with my
peers on the hotness of the assorted Buffy cast-members.

If you heard the Zappa song "Punky's Whips," you got the best of the
BAND Angel in one dose. I like most of the various things Joss Whedon
writes, so although not a big Buffy/Angel fan, I appreciated some of the
fun bits. Its not half bad for a vampire tale that rarely cuts off a
whole head.

Post by Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
. hell, i had to google Klaus Nomi after they used him as a villain in
Venture Brothers just so i could have some idea of who the hell was
getting clobbered by the Monarch, and my first David Bowie experience
was watching him dance with muppets in "Labyrinth."

Klaus probably birthed that weird style of the time, sort of splicing
Kurt Weill with the operatic poo-bah of Meatloaf and surely encouraging
Bowie, Roxy Music and a few others. Bowie deserves his name. I'm
particularly enamored of "Scary Monsters" and his film "Merry Christmas,
Mr. Lawrence." When keyboardist Rick Wakeman was playing with Bowie
early on, he once pointed to a battered old upright and said "Rick, if
it sounds good on there, it'll be amazing fully produced." Smart man.

Post by Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
I had the misfortune to encounter Coldplay on some television show or
other a couple years back. never quite got to speculating on their
sexual orientations. They were to music as a room temperature cup of
unsweetened milkless watered-down tea is to beverages - noowhere near
anything I'll voluntarily reach for.

Post by Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
They were missing... i dunno.... some sort of strong emotion that

makes for entertaining music (to me, anyway). paranoia, fear, hate,
joy, flirtatiousness, isolation, irreverence, reverence, love,
mischief... there's a wide range of things that can be expressed
through music, and they had somehow managed to avoid all of them. I
guess that's an achievement, but it definitely made me want to not
hear any more coldplay.

When served with fruit and milk, Coldplay has all the nutrition of
fruit and milk.

[Zontar Johnson]

Post by H.P. Huey
When served with fruit and milk, Coldplay has all the nutrition of
fruit and milk.

I hated that the Daily Show sunk so low.

Re: Angel
Don't forget;

Angel (1984)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086896/
"High School Honor Student by Day. Hollywood Hooker by Night."
With Susan Tyrrell, Dick Shawn and Rory Calhoun